Off Topic: What are your favorite quotes?

[Dale]

What are your favorite quotes? Sports, life, movies, whatever. Let's hear 'em.

[A Hog Named Kyle]

"Where the Hell ya'll goin? Ya'll gonna miss one Hell of a game!" - Jared Lorenzen


Just to get this thread started off right. ;D

[Buaman22]

Blake (my liberal roommate) upon hearing US troops killed by Iraqi insurgents "I'm suddenly feeling very conservative"

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde

Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you. (Stewie Griffen, Family Guy)

"Not only does it clear your sinuses, it also makes your testicles retract" -Blake

[Buaman22]

yeah, that's a great J-Lo quote

[Bruinstyle2001®]

"Niiiiiice baserunning!" - Chad Pierce in response to a Kentucky player stealing 2nd and 3rd without a throw (since we were up double digits in the bottom of the 9th)

[Longball]

Poor folks have poor ways - My great uncle

Don't tell people your problems - 80% don't care and the other 20% are glad you've got them. - Lou Holtz

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius;
Commander of the Armies of the North;
General of the Felix Legions;
loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius;
father to a murdered son;
husband to a murdered wife;
and I will have my vengeance, in this life or in the next.
- Russell Crowe from the movie Gladiator

Americans traditionally love to .
They love a winner and will not tolerate a loser.
- George C. Scott from Patton

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Mandy Patinkin from The Princess Bride

Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision.
Muhammad Ali, American Boxer

You scored one more point than a dead man - Abe Lemons, UT basketball coach

[HogLuver]

From the movies....and my old memory......


"You think you used enough dynamite there Butch?" - Sundance

"What's she wearin' now? Come back" - Cledus

"Skin that one, pilgrim and I'll get you another" - Bear Claw

[Dale]

longball said:

You scored one more point than a dead man - Abe Lemons, UT basketball coach

Oh man! Abe Lemons was a quote machine!

[clifflee4mvp™]

well if you have read my signature within the last year, you know that I am an advocate of Fred Bear and Bear Archery....therefore several of my favorite quotes come from this man who was not only the father of modern archery but also a very wise man.

"Go afield with a good attitude,with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forests and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person." -Fred Bear

"If some of our teenage thrill seekers really want to go out and get a thrill, let them go up into the Northwest and tangle with the grizzly bear, the polar bear, and the brown bear. They will get their kicks and it will cleanse their souls." -Fred Bear

Now as for the less serious side of me I also enjoyed this quotes.

Charles Barkley: “I told him (Dirk Nowitzki) I would pay him any amount of money he wanted if he’d come to Auburn,”
Kenny Smith: “Is that legal?”
Charles Barkley: “We are talking about the SEC, baby. If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying.”

Deer Season, Duck Season, Turkey Season.........we observe all the major holidays at Mossy Oak. It's not a passion, it's an obsession

Darren Mcfadden once stiff-armed a man in the soul

"Coach, what do you have to do to slow down #5 here in the second half?"
"Jerry he's all man, we've gotta tackle his butt!!" -Fat Phil

Darren McFadden can do a wheelie on a unicycle

This....Is....Baseball!!! -RIP Larry Shank

McFadden's calender goes straight from Mar 31 to April 2; no one fools Darren McFadden

Darren McFadden won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves

when Darren McFadden crosses the street cars look both ways....

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Darren McFadden.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away with their shoes

"It is a mother-in-law defense, constant pressure and harassment" - Coach Pelphrey

[clifflee4mvp™]

Touchdown Arkansas! Oh My!!!

[trAn]

"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a !" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

-- President Thomas Whitmore

[Longball]

Another Abe Lemons gem -

“There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.”

[Charlie]

"whattaya make, five dollars an hour?"
-DVH

[clifflee4mvp™]

admin said:

"whattaya make, five dollars an hour?"
-DVH

you gonna stick your face into mine?!?!?

you'll never do it again BIG MAN!

[Charlie]

clifflee4mvp said:

admin said:

"whattaya make, five dollars an hour?"
-DVH

you gonna stick your face into mine?!?!?

you'll never do it again BIG MAN!

you and your joker boy over there!