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Post by ahmo52 on Sept 14, 2007 12:29:46 GMT -6
'As the lady said to Bogie,if there anything else,just whistle'
--Casablanca
'Hard work will beat talent anytime when talent doesn't work hard'
--Unknown
'Beer is proof that GOD loves us, and wants us to be happy'
--Ben Franklin
'Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser'
--Vince Lombardi
'Life is like a roll of toilet paper.The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes'
--Andy Rooney
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Post by Dale on Sept 14, 2007 13:44:05 GMT -6
“Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.” Abe Lemons
“Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.” Abe Lemons
“I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick” Abe Lemons
“Coaching is nothing more than eliminating mistakes before you get fired.” Lou Holtz
“On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.” Lou Holtz
“I can't ask the offense to score slower.” Pete Carroll
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby
You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too. ~Roy Campanella
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game.... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability. ~George Bernard Shaw
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you. ~Reggie Jackson
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ~Jim Bouton, 1988
Pro-rated at 500 at-bats a year that means that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never even touched the ball. ~Norm Cash, on his 1,081 strikeouts
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice. ~Casey Stengel, 1967
A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves. ~Brendan Francis
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Post by ahmo52 on Sept 14, 2007 19:46:35 GMT -6
"Speed never has a slump"
--Sparky Anderson
" It is a dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull"
--H.L. Mencken
" He's personality challenged"
--Unknown
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Post by A Hog Named Kyle on Sept 14, 2007 22:53:49 GMT -6
Thought of some more... "He covers the field like the morning dew." - Norm "These guys right here, they're my friends. They can say whatever they want to me. Who...Who the Hell are you? We call you Polly Prissy Pants because we don't know your damn name!" - The great Hillbilly at a baseball game several years ago. After Polly asked him if he wanted some popcorn, thus annoying CharlieRea. "I'm gonna hit you in your F****n fat head, if you don't shut the F*** up." - McNeese State Player to Ben (sorry bud, too good to not put on here  ) "So's your face." - John Dorian and Chris Turk from Scrubs, also cool kids everywhere. ;D "That's what she said." - Again, everyone cool. Oh, and Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin-Scranton, PA Branch |
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Post by WhenPigsFly on Sept 15, 2007 8:02:28 GMT -6
"When all is said and done, usually more is said than done."
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Post by WhenPigsFly on Sept 15, 2007 8:03:39 GMT -6
"Maybe poker's not your game, Ike. I know, let's have a spelling contest."--Doc Holliday in "Tombstone"
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Post by WhenPigsFly on Sept 15, 2007 8:06:13 GMT -6
"All right, meester son of beech, let's play some cards"--Teddy KGB in "Rounders"
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Post by WhenPigsFly on Sept 15, 2007 8:08:17 GMT -6
"If it weren't for luck, I'd win every one."-- poker player Phil Helmuth
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Post by WhenPigsFly on Sept 15, 2007 8:12:20 GMT -6
As coach Vince Lombardi got into bed with his wife, she said "God, your feet are cold!"
He replied, "You can call me Vince in bed."
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Post by ®2 gwaH ytraPa on Sept 15, 2007 8:43:51 GMT -6
"College baseball is the reason God created spring!" Drizzle, 2004.
"Hey Sugar, you want some fries with that shake!" Mrs. OtherHogBusGuy, 2005.
"I can win an argument on any topic against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me!" Hognoxious, April 2007.
"Carter, she's 19. She doesn't have a fake ID and she doesn't need a fake ID!" HogBusGuy, June 2007.
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Post by ♣Drizzle™♣ on Sept 15, 2007 8:50:17 GMT -6
Yay, I got quoted!!
(I couldn't quote myself, that's just hubris, even though it's one of my favorite sentiments.)
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Post by ®2 gwaH ytraPa on Sept 15, 2007 8:59:41 GMT -6
Don't make me, the Kid and Hognoxious get a dictionary out...hubris?
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Post by hillbilly on Sept 15, 2007 9:12:31 GMT -6
"I'll trade you one of our blue velour jumpsuits for a pair of these." said Tubby Smith while grabbing the strap of my overall.
On the same day... "What are you still doing in the student section? You look like your forty." -Keith Bogans
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Post by hillbilly on Sept 15, 2007 9:15:25 GMT -6
"HILLBILLY 250? What is that, your weight?" -Drunken LSU baseball fan.
In response... " Why yes, yes it is." -Me
"Do I smell corndogs?" -Kyle
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Post by otherhogbusguy on Sept 15, 2007 9:20:09 GMT -6
"You want some fries with that shake!" Mrs. OtherHogBusGuy, 2005. it actually goes like this "Hey Sugar! You want some fries with that shake!?" trust me. i have been victimized by it repeatedly.  |
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