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Post by Charlie on Aug 30, 2007 14:08:19 GMT -6
What do you think our first OFFENSIVE play from scrimmage will be? (in other words, don't say kickoff return, smartass)
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Post by clifflee4mvp™ on Aug 30, 2007 14:19:05 GMT -6
smoke draw!
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Post by Buaman22 on Aug 30, 2007 14:56:16 GMT -6
I have on good authority that it's gonna be *  * |
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Post by The Kid on Aug 30, 2007 16:29:30 GMT -6
Outside handoff to D-Mac
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Post by A Hog Named Kyle on Aug 31, 2007 21:58:25 GMT -6
Hail Mary.
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Post by The Kid on Aug 31, 2007 22:21:51 GMT -6
I thought about saying that but...well.....now thinking about it that could happen |
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Post by clifflee4mvp™ on Aug 31, 2007 22:40:01 GMT -6
not unless we hire a new coach before tomorrow!!!!
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Post by Dale on Sept 1, 2007 5:22:10 GMT -6
D-Mac off tackle, left side.
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Post by Charlie on Sept 1, 2007 8:09:57 GMT -6
short pass to Hillis
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Post by trAn on Sept 1, 2007 9:06:27 GMT -6
The Annexation of Puerto Rico!!!
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Post by Dr. HeathHog on Sept 1, 2007 9:16:35 GMT -6
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of coach Nutt: is he the sort of man who would run first or pass? Now, a clever man would run, because he would know that only a great fool would pass. He is not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose to pass. But Troy must have known he was not a great fool, they would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose to run.
Man in cardinal/white: You've made your decision then?
Not remotely. Because Casey Dick comes from Texas, as everyone knows, and Texas is entirely peopled with criminalks, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as Dick is not trusted by the fans, so I can clearly not choose to pass
Man in Cardinal/White: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Cardinal/white: Texas.
Yes, Texas. And you must have suspected I would have known the Casey's origin, so I can clearly not choose to run.
Man in Cardinal/white: You're just stalling now.
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? we've got Darren McFadden, who is exceptionally strong, so Nutt could've chose to run, trusting on his strength to save us, so I can clearly not choose to pass. But, we hired an Oc from the pros, which means he must have studied, and in studying he must have learned that passing can set up the run, so Nutt would choose to pass, so I can clearly not choose a run.
Man in Cardinal/white: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHAT PLAY WE WILL CALL!
Man in Cardinal/white: Then make your choice.
I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
[HeathHog gestures up and away from the table. Man in Cardinal/white looks.]
Man in Cardinal/white: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's pick plays. Me from my playbook, and you from yours.
Man in cardinal/white: You guessed wrong.
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched the play call when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against Heathhog when a first down is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
[Heath stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
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Post by Dale on Sept 1, 2007 9:33:35 GMT -6
Nice! ;D
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Post by Dale on Sept 2, 2007 6:02:44 GMT -6
I didn't see anyone say Jones on the sweep! ;D
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Post by Charlie on Sept 2, 2007 9:40:23 GMT -6
That was a great call and when we went back to those sweeps in the 2nd half they worked a lot better than running right up the middle. I thought our line would have been able to push them around a little more, really?
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