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Post by ®2 gwaH ytraPa on Mar 13, 2010 9:04:45 GMT -6
Post em if you've got em!
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Post by Dale on Mar 13, 2010 9:51:06 GMT -6
Kramer: Well, more bad news Jerry. You know the police they found another victim of the Loper in Riverside Park. I saw the photo and it looked a lot like you.
Jerry: Oh, come on, there's a lot of people walking around the city that look like me.
Kramer: Not as many as there used to be.
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Post by CountPorkula on Mar 13, 2010 14:24:47 GMT -6
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp,
the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean
anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.
Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before:
Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library
books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without
libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change
the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right
now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees
and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue
fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that
kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe
that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and
your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time
is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
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Post by HogLuver on Mar 14, 2010 15:49:28 GMT -6
In honor of #8 this weekend:
Elaine: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
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Post by JohnnyB on Mar 19, 2010 7:35:18 GMT -6
Jerry: Oh, by the way, Newman, I'm just curious, when you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium new year?
Newman: As a matter of fact, I did.
Jerry: Oh, well, that's interesting, because, since everyone knows that there's no year zero, the millennium doesn't really begin until 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus, quite lame.
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Red Shoes
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My Bears are neither Godless nor killing machines.
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Post by Red Shoes on Mar 19, 2010 21:37:38 GMT -6
After the LSU win on 3/19:
"Why was LSU so far off the bag? I thought they had changed the rules."
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Post by Dr. HeathHog on Mar 19, 2010 22:00:13 GMT -6
After the LSU win on 3/19: "Why was LSU so far off the bag? I thought they had changed the rules." George: Who gets picked off in softball to end the game? It's unheard of. Jerry: It's never happened to me before. Elaine: I remember saying to myself, "Why is Jerry so far off the base?" Jerry: I'll have to live with this shame for the rest of my life. |
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Post by lawhawg @ 105' on Mar 20, 2010 11:29:57 GMT -6
After the LSU win on 3/19: "Why was LSU so far off the bag? I thought they had changed the rules." George: Who gets picked off in softball to end the game? It's unheard of. Jerry: It's never happened to me before. Elaine: I remember saying to myself, "Why is Jerry so far off the base?" Jerry: I'll have to live with this shame for the rest of my life.My vote to earn "classic" status |
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Post by clifflee4mvp™ on Mar 23, 2010 6:33:59 GMT -6
No soup for you! One year!
By the way, Mr. Seinfeld was in attendance for the Mets vs cardinals game a few days back. We resisted saying "hellllllllllllllooooo!"
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Post by GloryHog on Apr 28, 2010 13:09:29 GMT -6
Kramer: Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we
danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would
experience soon afterwards.
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