"Is this heaven? No, it's Baum Stadium." PartyHawg2, May 2007
"I can win an argument on any topic against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me!" Hognoxious, April 2007
"Most folks don't fancy me as much of a golfer, but today I out drove Tiger Woods!" PartyHawg2, Nov. 27, 2009